Good morning customer…. Your mission… should you decide to accept it, is to purchase a brand new ladies Giant Simple 3 cruiser bike for only $399. As always, should you or any member of your family are caught trying to layby this bike, the boss will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape (tape? Ha!) will self-destruct in five days.
Hadley Cycles have secured another quantity of this fantastic model so the take away sale price of $399 has been extended!